Trump Farted

Lyrics

[Intro]
(Check, check)
(Turn it up!)
(He did it again!)

[Verse 1]
Mic is hot, the room is still
Waitin' on a moment, waitin' for a thrill
But then it hits, a low-end rumble
Watch the whole front row start to tumble
Cameras flash, but the air is thick
That vibe is movin' fast and quick!

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't blink, don't react
Just stick to the party pack
But everyone is turnin' blue!

[Chorus]
Trump farted! (Yeah!) Let it out
That’s what everyone is talkin' ‘bout!
It’s a toxic cloud, it’s a heavy weight
Pollutin’ every corner of the state!
Better diapers! (Brand new!) That’s the plan
Get a grip on the orange man
Wave a wiper, be a fighter
Donnie needs a brand new diaper!

[Verse 2]
Secret Service, stone-faced crew
Lookin' like they don't know what to do
One guy winces, one guy gasps
Tryna keep his dignity in his grasp
He’s talkin' big, he’s talkin' loud
While releasin' a heavy cloud!

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't run, don't hide
There’s nowhere to go inside
The truth is comin' through!

[Chorus]
Trump farted! (Yeah!) Let it out
That’s what everyone is talkin' ‘bout!
It’s a toxic cloud, it’s a heavy weight
Pollutin’ every corner of the state!
Better diapers! (Brand new!) That’s the plan
Get a grip on the orange man
Wave a wiper, be a fighter
Donnie needs a brand new diaper!

[Bridge]
It’s a natural force, it’s a heavy breeze
Got the whole assembly on their knees
Don't try to spin it, don't try to play
The scent of the nation is here to stay!

[Outro / Chant]
Get him a diaper! (Right now!)
Get him a diaper! (He needs it now!)
No more rumors, no more hype
It’s time to give the man a wipe!

Trump farted! (Oh no!)
Clear the room and let it go
Check the seal, check the lock
Donnie’s givin' the room a shock!
(National security!)
(Get that diaper!)